December 2009
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I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don’t post this in 12 threads, I will come to ur house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I’ll kill you. Don’t believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles got this email. She...
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Coasting for the next 2 days
Driving up to Eureka and then Crescent City along the Pacific Coast as a sort of “vacation”. Really excited, I hope it rains a lot. Beaches in rain = ace.
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Bruce La Bruce
I followed you on Twitter a while ago because you seemed interesting, but DAMN, you really aren’t in any place critique or judge what is or what is not a good film… Your films are shit which only sometimes approach anything considerably “good”. That is all. Now please, stfu.
Pepper started crying during a Lifetime thriller
because there was an avalanche :|.
NOOOOOOO
TYRA’S ENDING HER SHOW.
Just found a ton of sweet jamz 4 those in "the... →
100% FREE TOO BECAUSE I KNOW Y’ALL IS POOR AS SHIT!
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Swag up, it’s bright, one blade it’s tight
– My favorite part of Video Phone
Really? I think we sound so ghetto lol and I love it. The United Kingdom...
– TuReal4Lyfe’s comment on a Youtube video for teaching American English. I think they meant affluent, which is what everyone should strive to be anyways… Hate people like this and hate that it got two thumbs up. And I don’t think the American accent sounds ghetto, only if...
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Did I tell you guys?
My cousins got Lady Gaga and Twilight stuff for Christmas and didn’t know who Sherlock Holmes was before the movie.
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Every time I fall asleep it rains
Not even exaggerating. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Ugh, I've been REALLY crazy
this past week, both on social networking platforms and IRL. I guess you could say I’ve been in a holiDAZE so 2 speak. Omg :(. Just shit like that, and I can’t stop. In case there was any confusion, I’m not really this crazy and can actually spell/form sentences. Just wanted y’all 2 know. Will post evidence of the extent of my craziness in a bit.
Edit: Looking back, I...
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THAT IS NOT A ROW HOUSE
THAT IS A PROJECT.
The best way to spend the day after Christmas is throwing up everything you ate...
– My friend who refers to herself as classy just tweeted this.
When God gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS :]
– One of my Facebook ‘friends’ posted this. Real deep, you guys.
Most important gifts this yr
were tha gifts 4 my cats~
Oh hell no
My family’s just chilling in the living room, watching a music video countdown, when Single Ladies by my life inspiration Beyonce comes on and all my cousins start hating on B! So y’all just know I had to shut some bitches DOWN.
Update: Damn, this was really crazy and poorly written BUT SO TRUE.
Damn, you know what's depressing?
Whenever I move to the east coast for school or up north to do me, I’m going to have to come back to California (read: NO SNOW) for Christmas :(. H888888888.
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H8 opening Xmas presents w/ the fam
because I never get them anything since I’m poor/they’re weird and like stupid, boring shit (or rather, that makes me weird, but w/e) so all my Mom’s present to them I address as from me too. AWKWARD BECAUSE THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY NOT and then they hug me and say thanks and I’m like oh no problem… :(. But then again, I’m only one with the true spirit of Xmas...
Finally saw Princess and the Frog last night
with my grandma. ~*~MAGICKAL~*~ even though I kept falling asleep (but that was my own fault, had been up 24hrs). Luv U, Tiana. Luv U, N’awlinz. Luv U, Mama Odie.
OMG I KNOW A GUY WHO DID THIS →
He graduated this year and never used the pictures for blackmail or anything (although he did show them to almost everyone he met..) but, still, disgusting.
So the capital cities of both Mexico and the U.S....
can the rest of both nations catch up already, now?
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http://sexmusic.tumblr.com →
unfollowfriday:
if you’re having sex to enya and korn, then i think you’re doing it wrong.
LMAO FOREVER.
omg :(
Me: I hate Robby. He's the definition of a Napoleon complex.
Marina: Robby Reboltz?
Me: Yah.
Marina: Mmmm.
Marina: What's a Napoleon complex?
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Really excited unfollowfriday is back
think I might be on it soon.
Thinking of moving to Los Angeles and becoming a...
deadcatrumble:
heartofdarkness:
Remember when I watched Pretty Woman and really wanted to? LOL
Little Tabitha all grown up :’) So happy the LA phase is over!
Also, ain’t got shit goin’ on for xmas/new years. Let’s tear this mother a new one!
Yah, LA phase was embarrassing. Just wanted a lil’ niggy wish come true :(. K call me because I can recieve but can’t place ‘em....
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Thinking of moving to Los Angeles and becoming a...
Remember when I watched Pretty Woman and really wanted to? LOL
All the creeper kids at my school
aubnoxious:
heartofdarkness:
had a steampunk party -___-.
HAHAHA. Saw the pictures :(.
Was invited to the last one, even more :(.
Rly?! There’s been more than one!? So scary!
All the creeper kids at my school
had a steampunk party -___-.